Choice School
by Richard Bruce Larson, c1990
based on reminiscences of Cy Larson and others
Imagine that it is January 1927. A cold day for most people unless you live
in Minnesota and are used to winter. The snow makes a pleasant sound as it
crunches under your boots. Your breath fogs the air. No box elder bugs
today.
It is early in the morning and you can see smoke coming out of the chimney
of the little white one-room schoolhouse. The teacher has started a fire in
the school wood stove, a good thing too. The smoke is a sure sign that the
daily migration of school children is about to start. Maybe the school will
be a little warm when the children arrive. It is really never very warm but
everyone has their scratchy long wool underwear on. It is likely just as
warm as in their own house, they just don't know any better. The schoolhouse
is already 55 years old, built by their grandparents, and will serve as a
school for 25 more years for their children.
Soon they come, two or three here and there and then converging, like small
streams into a river, until the valley is alive with children. Those who had
to walk the longest have already stopped at a farm house along the way to
warm up. From small first graders to older boys of an indeterminate grade.
Several boys who are bigger than the teacher and almost as old.
These boys are not happy with school but they are required to attend at
least so many days a year until they pass the eighth grade or they are
fifteen years old. Since there is little farm work in the winter they might
as well get their school days in. A few are likely thinking that they should
have gone skunk hunting early this morning with the hope that the teacher
would find them so objectionable that the she would send them home. Then,
this has never worked before and, besides, it is too cold for the skunks to
be out.
The girls have a better attendance as there is not as much important work
for them on the farm. Unless you count the potato harvest time when
everyone, young and old, stays home and works until all the potatoes are
safely in the dirt floor basement.
I see the first signs that school has started, the flag is raised and the
school bell is rung. Now an older boy is running to the pump at the farm
across the road, bringing back a pail of water to fill the water crock. The
water has to be drained every night or the crock would freeze solid. The
crock has a dipper and the children are to fill their paper cups with the
dipper. Woe to the student who the teacher catches drinking out of the
dipper.
Inside, the school smells of many body odors but that too, along with the
cold, is accepted as a normal condition. While most have a Saturday night
bath, some never bath all winter, maybe not until the swimming season
starts. It is the bed-wetters who have the most disagreeable odor but soon
the nose ignores these smells too.
Soon the windows are frosted up with all the moisture from so many young
bodies breathing. Frost forming beautiful patterns with endless variations
on the glass. A pleasant distraction from school.
At least in the winter it is too cold for the school chicken. A confused hen
who thinks that the schoolhouse is a good hen house. When it is warm and the
door is open, she comes in the school, hops up into the woodbox and lays an
egg. When this happens the teacher makes the children put their heads down
on the desk and be real quiet. Maybe the teacher needs the eggs. Today the
hen will be warm in a real hen house.
The weather is also too cold for the teacher to dress as she sometimes does
in the warmer times, in a bathrobe and slippers. She is intelligent but not
a very good teacher and a little lazy. She does like to read and will often
have an older student do the teaching so she can read.
Now you can hear faint sounds of marching coming from the school. After
sitting, some of the students have started to get cold. Not the older ones
who sit three to a desk, at least not the one in the middle, but the younger
students. When this happens, the teacher winds up the phonograph and plays a
scratchy old Sousa march record. The students march up and down the small
aisles and body heat warms them up again.
It must be the noon hour recess, a real big deal. A quick lunch and then it
is play time. Everyone is outside burning off their excess energy. The few
who have a nickel are at the store buying candy. One student said that he
always had a big breakfast so he could play all noon. He didn't want to
waste any time eating. Most have at least a sandwich and maybe their mother
sent a jar of food to be heated up. Some also have an extra sandwich for
that poor boy who only has a bread and lard sandwich. Along with
instructions to be very careful how you offer him the food. You want to make
sure that he eats good and doesn't let his pride get in the way. Just tell
him that you have too much food and would he like an extra sandwich but
don't let him know that the sandwich was made especially for him.
Today, apparently, the old sledding hill will get a good workout. They have
their sleds and are headed up the hill on the highway to the south. About a
quarter mile up, they will form a sled line, holding on to the sled ahead of
them. With an older student in the lead, down they go, past the store with
loud screams. If the lead sledder is good, they will coast almost to the
school. Then it's back up the hill again for another run. Of course the sled
line often breaks and people end up in the ditch but that is all part of the
fun. They don't have time for more than two sled runs and then they have
extended their recess a little. But children seem to instinctively know how
to push adults to the limits. Besides, the teacher likely likes a little
extra peace and quiet time.
If the river ice is good with not too much snow cover, they will be skating.
A quick hockey game or if the ice is real good, simply seeing how far they
can skate. They go well over a mile up the valley, somehow bypassing the
open water of the rapids by skating on the thin ice on the side. They often
get carried away by their adventures and find themselves way up the valley
when recess is officially over. They are all sweaty by the time they come
trudging back into the school.
Now a boy is running to the outhouse in the back of the school. The signal
to the teacher that you "have to go" is simple. Just raise two fingers. He
goes first to the "Boys" and comes right back out and glances around. After
a quick look he heads for the "Girls" at the other corner of the school
yard. Likely the holes at the boys are coated with a disgusting layer of
yellow ice. Besides, there are no windows on this side of the school so he
is safely out of sight.
School is finally over and the reverse migration back home starts. Some
fathers have their team and sled at the store so it will be a pleasant ride
home for all who live in that direction. Very few drive their cars in the
winter. The roads are not plowed, horses are the preferred and easiest way
to go. Soon the hungry students are safe at home.